Mike [unconfirmed] Spotted in the British Virgin Islands – First Known Location Outside of Europe

Authorities have received credible reports that a mysterious yacht, decorated with flamingo insignia, has been seen drifting across the British Virgin Islands. Local witnesses describe a crew of dubious sailors, including a man matching the description of known maritime fugitive Mike. This marks yet another confirmed sighting in international waters.

Reports indicate that Mike and his accomplices anchored under the cover of darkness, choosing a prime location to evade detection. However, their plan nearly backfired when, in a reckless attempt at dinghy exploration and reconnaissance, the entire crew forgot to turn on the yacht’s navigation lights. Stranded at sea with nothing but the dim outline of their illicit vessel, it took a combination of luck, frantic paddling, and a few choice expletives in multiple languages before they found their way back aboard.

Local sources also confirm that provisions were purchased in bulk—mainly pasta—leading authorities to believe they intended a long stay. However, despite their supposed rations, eyewitnesses report the crew being spotted at numerous restaurants, suggesting that their self-sufficiency plan was a ruse. We now suspect information and other crucial supplies were passed along through the pasta.

We continue to track Mike’s next move. Will he stay in the Caribbean or vanish into the horizon?