Escape from Deck
- klmn831
- Apr 18
- 1 min read
Ramblin’ Report: Escape from Deck
Eyewitnesses confirm that at approximately 14:03 hours, a crew member scaled the mast and screamed, “SOMEONE START A SLACK THREAD ABOUT THIS!”
The captain was seen laughing, which raises further questions.
Is this a wellness retreat? A startup in disguise? Or simply a group of semi-responsible adults trapped at sea with too much ambition and not enough Dramamine?
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