This is giving Series A flashbacks.

A man was last seen smiling confidently at sea, staring into the middle distance like he just had a vision—or a solid Series A. Witnesses report he was muttering something about “finding product-market fit,” though it’s unclear if he meant in tech or on a remote island.

The individual, believed to be operating under the alias Captain, appears to be charting unknown waters with a suspicious level of optimism. Experts say this could indicate either a breakthrough in market traction or a complete lack of Wi-Fi. Possibly both.

Sources confirm he may also be scouting for land. Whether this refers to real estate, a metaphorical safe harbor, or just somewhere with a decent espresso remains unconfirmed.

This is a developing situation. If you have seen this captain—or any sign of a working business model—please contact the nearest investor or sailor with a good pitch deck.

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