Official Statement: A Return to the British Virgin Islands

The Caribbean authorities are on high alert as Mike and Lena have once again been spotted in the British Virgin Islands. After their previous escapades, officials had hoped they would not dare return.

Reports confirm that he arrived under the guise of a "New Years Celebration," yet multiple disruptions have followed his arrival. Within hours, a nearly entirely new crew of accomplices—including a mysterious trio known only as "Olya, Danik, and Valera"—was reported to have lost their luggage in Washington, an already well-documented decoy tactic within the group.

The group’s attempt at a routine voyage was met with disaster when a malfunctioning boat pump resulted in an unexpected saltwater shower. Simultaneously, a critical rope bag was lost at sea, and a cabin door mysteriously broke. Is it sabotage? Incompetence? Or an elaborate distraction?

Even more shocking, the group’s attempt to attend an information exchanges in the local caves nearly ended in tragedy when accomplice Natasha nearly drowned. Meanwhile, lead navigator Anton was reportedly forced to “wake up early” to secure a mooring buoy, a move authorities are analyzing for potential strategic significance. The meaning of this phrase as well as "ABORT" is still unclear within the group's operations.

As certain members of the group keep changing with each re-appearance, we continue to fail to track the true whereabouts of Mike.